Friday, September 3, 2010

When Mori meet Clinton

Sunday, August 24, 2008, 16:59
This news item was posted in Lawak English category and has 14 Comments so far.

A few years ago, Japan’s Prime Minister Mori was givensome Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr. Clinton will say,” I’m fine, and you?” Now you should say ‘me too’.

Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.”

It looked quite simple, but the truth was…

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said “Who Are You?”.

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:

“Well, I am Hilary’s husband, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”

Then Mori replied confidently “Me too, hahaha…hahaha…”

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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14 Responses to “When Mori meet Clinton”

  1. Jamie Holts said on Sunday, August 24, 2008, 17:58

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    Email me back if you’re interested.

  2. wid said on Monday, November 24, 2008, 22:35

    This is really cool .. try it out!

    AMAZING: Is his your handphone number?

    Try this out… Quite surprisingly that u will be able to find such a genius
    could come out with this formula…

    Is this your handphone number?

    1) key-in the first 3 digits of your handphone number (not 01*) into the calculator

    2) multiply by 80

    3) add 1

    4) multiply by 250

    5) plus last four digits of phone number

    6) plus last four digits of phone number again

    7) minus 250

    8) Finally, divide by 2

    Is this your handphone number ??? EN LAWOK..CUBE ANG TRY BUAT..DPT TAK?

  3. Encik Lawak said on Monday, November 24, 2008, 22:45

    tak dapat pong haha

  4. wid said on Monday, November 24, 2008, 22:47

    aku pn tak dpt..hahahaha puas dok tekan2 culculator tu…ada org bagi email kt aku ni hah..ingt kan aku sorang lemb math,rupanya ko pn sama..hehehe

  5. mawar said on Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 13:38

    i dapat..hehe

  6. Encik Lawak said on Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 14:47

    ha berapa jawapan dia? hahaha

  7. wid said on Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 22:23

    jawapan nya no hp ang la..nguxx

  8. Encik Lawak said on Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 22:33

    aku baru ja nak trick dia haha

  9. wid said on Tuesday, November 25, 2008, 22:59

    wakakakaka tak dpt la….pandai ang no..

  10. ken said on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 7:41

    haha…memamg lawak la encik lawak.

  11. extreme_90 said on Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 11:17

    DapAt arr… HebAt Ar Saper WaK Kuar ForMuLa Nie…

  12. adek comey said on Wednesday, December 31, 2008, 18:46

    yeahh–”me too..”

  13. Jason Chang said on Monday, March 30, 2009, 12:57

    sy dh dapat. seronok dpt tahu..Thanxs guys!!

  14. KRJr said on Sunday, April 4, 2010, 16:05

    betullah. dapat no. phone kuang3… seronoknyer

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