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Jet Li and Steven Spielberg Jokes

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008, 14:44
This news item was posted in Lawak English category and has 4 Comments so far.

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”.

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.

Li : “Hey!! What that’s for?!”

Spielberg : “You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you
bombed Pearl Harbour!”

Li : “I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!”
Spielberg : “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you’re all the same!”

Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.

Spielberg : “Hey! What that’s for….. !?!”

Li : “YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!”

Spielberg : “No, I didn’t, an iceberg sank the Titanic!”

Li : “Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you’re all the same!”

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4 Responses to “Jet Li and Steven Spielberg Jokes”

  1. palina said on Saturday, August 23, 2008, 0:52

    hahahaha

  2. Encik Lawak said on Saturday, August 23, 2008, 23:48

    hi palina ;)

  3. ct said on Friday, October 10, 2008, 15:31

    hahhahha…lawak gk..

  4. Miss Whatever said on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 18:40

    hahaha

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