How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a ...

A few years ago, Japan’s Prime Minister Mori was givensome Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’. Then ...

9 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn 1. During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. 2. His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser. 3. When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down." 4. Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm ...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. ...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here ...

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the ...

From : Mr. Suresh Singh of Tamil Nadu, India To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some Problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is ...

1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. 2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans. 5. Find out what a frog in a blender really ...

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: "Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over to say "hi". Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose. Li : "Hey!! What that's for?!" Spielberg : ...