Thursday, February 9, 2012

Baju Cinta Nenek

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Thursday, January 29, 2009, 10:49
This news item was posted in Lawak Malaysia category and has 54 Comments so far.

nenek-lawakSeorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru berkahwin pada petang jumaat. Setelah membunyikan loceng, si nenek terkejut kerana mendapati cucu perempuannya yang membuka pintu tanpa seurat benangpun dibadannya. Belum sempat si nenek bertanya, si cucu berkata,

“saya sedang menunggu suami saya pulang dari berkerja!”.
“tapi kau telanjang !!!???” marah si nenek .
“ini BAJU CINTA saya” balas si cucu perempuannya
“BAJU CINTA ??” si nenek kehairanan
“ya, suami saya menyukainya, saya juga begitu senang MEMAKAInya. Saya harap nenek dapat balik dulu sebelum suami saya pulang kerana tentu suami saya nanti akan berasa malu melihat saya memakai BAJU CINTA ini di hadapan nenek” pinta si cucu perempuannya.

Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya mungkin itu cara terbaru si isteri melayan sang suami di petang jumaat ini. Di dalam perjalanan pulang si nenek mendapat idea. fikirnya dengan mengikut cara cucu perempuannya, sudah tentu dia dapat mengeratkan hubungannya dengan si atok yang sudah berumur. sesampai di rumah, si nenek tadi menanggalkan semua pakaiannya, mandi,berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi sewangi wanginya. kemudian si nenek tadi pun menunggu si atok pulang.

Berberapa ketika si atok tadi pulang, sebaik saja pintu di buka si atok mendapati si nenek berbogell kat depan pintu.

“kenapa dengan kau nie … buang tebiat???” marah si atok tadi.
“ini lah BAJU CINTA bang” kata si nenek tadi.
“BAJU CINTA???……kalau iye pun, iron la dulu baju tu”

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54 Responses to “Baju Cinta Nenek”

  1. Ms..Lina said on Sunday, February 1, 2009, 16:22

    hahahha dah prnh dgr lawak nie…

  2. athirah said on Thursday, February 5, 2009, 14:18

    hahaha

    agak2 ape riaksi nenek tuh?

  3. hirda said on Friday, February 6, 2009, 9:47

    huahuahuahaua…
    lawak2~~

  4. su said on Monday, February 9, 2009, 1:42

    kelakar betul,nak terkeluar tahi hidung aku d buatnyer……………….

  5. used_off said on Thursday, February 19, 2009, 14:51

    jangan sja nenek 2 ikut ckp atok 2.. mnangis dia mengiron baju cinta 2.. hahahaha

  6. ? Say : said on Sunday, February 22, 2009, 13:58

    lawak btul lah haha…thu iron dulu baju tu..haha…

  7. bikers said on Saturday, March 14, 2009, 10:04

    ha…………..lawak3x

  8. shark_tale said on Tuesday, March 17, 2009, 2:11

    erkk…igt kn nk gelak td tp bila bc smpai abes, mcm lawak zaman lampau je..huhuk..

  9. aliselatan99 said on Monday, April 6, 2009, 9:57

    hahahhahahahaha agak2 nenek tu iron tak?

  10. diana said on Saturday, April 11, 2009, 10:49

    dah banyak kali dengar………. tapi still klakar………… hak!hak!

  11. taufik said on Thursday, April 30, 2009, 20:21

    nenek 2 pown x agak2… da taw pkai baju 2 brkdut nk pkai gak…… wakakakaka…… siot tol la….wakakaka…..lawak2…..

  12. fries said on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 17:07

    hahahhaha….hahahha…lawak…lawak…..lawak…….
    hihihi

  13. radieo_pascal said on Saturday, May 2, 2009, 23:58

    ngarot tol..hehehe..
    cam siut je

  14. ganu said on Monday, May 4, 2009, 0:55

    ase2,,,,nenek 2 p iron x BAJU CINTA 2 eh….hahahaha

  15. merah said on Wednesday, June 10, 2009, 23:52

    hahaha…harap2 x berlaku…lawak2

  16. emogirlz said on Saturday, June 20, 2009, 11:18

    ha3..
    lawk gila…..boleh putus urat kentut

  17. ater said on Sunday, June 21, 2009, 16:47

    ow nie lawak biasa gak nie…

  18. jaja said on Sunday, June 21, 2009, 16:48

    aduh….lawak-lawak…memang gelak sakan lah aku…kah kah kah!!!!!!

  19. dories said on Tuesday, June 30, 2009, 12:04

    itu mesti bju cop batik indonesia…

  20. zanuddin said on Monday, July 6, 2009, 4:07

    kelakar tul nenek tu ekk.http://lelakiperkasa.com

  21. sweet said on Monday, July 27, 2009, 15:58

    ermmm lwak hampeh… tpp cam best… huhuhuhuhu

  22. Fizvampire said on Thursday, September 24, 2009, 22:10

    apalah..

  23. arie said on Thursday, October 22, 2009, 12:29

    hahahahahhahahha…..lucu ciler babi boh…babi dok lucu gni/..huhuhuh

    ejas citer lain la…best siot…/./

  24. ziha said on Thursday, October 22, 2009, 21:38

    errmm…
    biasa jerr..

  25. babybiee said on Monday, October 26, 2009, 15:55

    hehehe… its so funny guys…. i like the story

  26. norman said on Wednesday, October 28, 2009, 10:30

    hahahahahaha….lucu-lucu ….

  27. RED said on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 13:13

    boleh tahan lawak nya..tp mmg cam da selalu dapat email n denga lawak camnie

  28. kimi said on Monday, November 2, 2009, 13:36

    hahahahahahaha….funny lah…

  29. kiter said on Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 11:54

    renung2kanlaaaa

  30. putri said on Friday, December 4, 2009, 10:02

    kuang kuang kuang

  31. iEFA said on Monday, March 8, 2010, 15:55

    hek3…so funny

  32. bujang senang said on Thursday, March 11, 2010, 12:49

    hahahaha
    jujurnye wahai at0k itu..

  33. hahaha said on Friday, March 12, 2010, 23:05

    cerita cam kotee

  34. ita said on Wednesday, March 17, 2010, 16:35

    hahahahahahaha……lucunya ceta ni;

  35. nenek tua said on Friday, March 19, 2010, 14:18

    ish…malunye..

  36. mystry said on Tuesday, April 20, 2010, 13:32

    lawak dookkkk……….

  37. tengku_syaiza_ezaty said on Friday, April 30, 2010, 13:11

    kakaka..lwak nyer.. bongok pye nenek.. huhuhu

  38. whateva u think said on Sunday, May 2, 2010, 8:20

    lawak giler bai !

  39. hemo said on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 9:36

    hahaha..smart gak lawak nie..rasanya atuk tu tak layan baju berkedut sgt kot..haha

  40. fatihah said on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 21:21

    mcm mana nak iron dah bekedut untuk selama-lamanya . tapikan so so very lawak……………………!

  41. kyra said on Thursday, August 5, 2010, 11:24

    hik……….hik………lawaknyer

  42. yap said on Thursday, September 2, 2010, 12:48

    hahahahaaaa….lwaknya.aduiii…

  43. eyka rina said on Monday, September 6, 2010, 8:55

    hahahaha > cian nenek 2 kecewa dye kn8. . . . . . wakakakkakaka

  44. Unknown said on Saturday, November 6, 2010, 20:28

    boleh tahan la.

  45. rosel said on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, 10:29

    hahahaha…ni la org2 yg msih xsedarkan diri..yg dah tua tuh tua la..hahahahaahahaha..tp ada beknya jg…cinta sepnajang hayat….hehe..lucu lucu

  46. PunkCute said on Thursday, January 6, 2011, 12:47

    Ahaha!!! lawak2!!!!!

  47. bodang said on Thursday, January 13, 2011, 10:05

    huhu..

  48. EYEN_GMOX said on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 13:30

    hahaha… lwk2…. mesti nenek 2 tersinggung

  49. farsyah said on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 19:24

    hahahaha…. lawak la sangat!!!

  50. aini dek ai said on Monday, May 2, 2011, 1:43

    ha3 .. dunia2 ..

  51. itqan said on Thursday, May 19, 2011, 16:52

    lawak

  52. bUdAx b-JaX said on Monday, June 13, 2011, 23:05

    hahhaa!!!nenek..sebelum nk pakai BAJU CINTA tuh..tgok la dulu..BAJU CINTA tu dah bersih dah sembur perfume dah dibputihkan(bedak) but why nenek..why?? WHY DON”T NENEK IRON DULU B-4 USING IT NENEK?? bahahahaahahha..

  53. tg najihah said on Wednesday, August 17, 2011, 11:43

    haha .. loL , puNye atOk n nenek

  54. arol said on Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 22:49

    lawk srbai nie best gak..haaa

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